"the boys are going to be guests on sesame street” i’m excited to watch zayn sit there with a blank look on his face wondering how this became his life while niall chats away to the puppets as if they’re real
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
you can lie to yourself if you want but harry’s mouth belongs around a dick the facts are the facts don’t blame me for this
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
i hate people who try to shit on you for liking one direction shut the fuck up get ur miserable ass away from me
People its not that deep, he is referring to the extra footage from TIU where Liam said that he didn’t get on with Louis. In Britain people take the piss out of each other all the time it could be worse. Grimshaw is not that stupid to go all in on Louis. I notice that anyone who attacks Louis…
Showbot: Who reportedly would like to punch Louis Tomlinson in the face? Is it:
a) Liam Payne
b) Harry Styles
c) Niall Horan
d) Zayn Malik
e) Radio 1’s Nick Grimshaw?
Caller: all of the above?
Nick: yeah I’m gonna go all of the above.
Showbot: answer is all of the above” — Showquizness this morning 12/5/13 (the wording of the question may by of by a word or two, but that’s the gist)
do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug
louis being born on the day before christmas is verification that he is happiness and joy fused together and morphed into a human
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on