the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
But he took out the word “sexy”
when he retweeted
OH MY GOD THIS IS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
PEOPLE PLEASE. Seriously now. Come the fuck on.
Life doesn’t work like that. Showbiz doesn’t work like that. Relationships don’t work that way.
Are you serious about this?
Firstly, YOU DO NOT KNOW with who and when and how and where he spends his free time. You see ONLY what they let you see.
Secondly, a funny and healthy fact: You do not need to spend 24/7 attached to your partner’s hip.
Thirdly, they have a job and contractual provisions to fulfill. This is not a kindergarden shit, they have a real life job. If that includes fan duty, stunts and all the shit I genuinely hate, it is still their job.
And please, spare me with the consistent drama. In the end of the day, it doesn’t matter what you think or want or hope. It is not up to you. Or me. There is one’s tattoo that comes to my mind: IT IS WHAT IT IS.
they say that
nothing is wasted:
it all is.
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See, I like you.
at what point would his PR team tell him to stop posting cryptic crap before stunts though?
2012, 2012, 2014
"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"
your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
i regret every selfie a day later